I had my best day in steps yesterday, but it was not planned.... I was taking my "Cigarette break" (Once a day I go out and have a fake smoke break just to get some fresh air and walk around the back....Since I dont take lunch breaks, I enjoy this!
My friend and I discussed her boyfriend, and how I felt like a DB for being mean to him once...So I came up with the joke idea of getting him a Lightsaber of Peace!! Great on paper, hard in real life!! This generation is so screwed up, that 1- there are no toy stores in south bay, and 2- Kids don't know what Star Wars is!!!!
So I searched two malls, one of which is the worlds longest and confusing mall, and finally found a Sears with a toy section. This process took a good 3 hours of walking around, pushing old women (upper body workout, whaaaaa) and screaming at children. I finally found a pile of beaten up boxes.... I picked the less opened one and got it. (It is a Darth Vader one, so I really hope he doesn't think I am calling him the root of all evil. But wouldn't getting him an Anakin one say the same...?)
I finally got home at the late hour of 7pm... and had a quick bite, some yoga, and went to bed! By the end of my Star Wars expedition, I had over 25k steps... Apparently shopping really is a good form of weight loss!
FREAKIN MALL WALKER
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